i love to sleep

2007-01-26T03:39:00.000-08:00

Hey my blog not dead yet. dun anyhow say.

I was away lah. I went on a dangerous n arduous and dangerous journey to the sty of Jocelyn Boogster to recover the giant-sized POCKEY(dunno how to spell, spelling may b wrong) biscuit which the Evil Maid, Angel-balls(angeline) gave to her. I did this because i cant let Boogster eat more... if she eat more, she will grow fatter and will cause danger to the Earth. Me and my slim friends estimated that if Jocelyn Boogster continue to eat snacks everyday..in 5 days, she will caused the earth to fall from its position in the solar system with her weight. The earth will den be crushed and all of us will die......
So i have completed a very honourable task n i have asked nathan to knight me. Thats all for this post. Wait for my next post arh..
Kenn3th the sleeping beauty :D

2006-11-30T06:23:00.000-08:00

Hi... today, i went to orchard watch movie den go TM den go jia hao house den go TM again to eat den i went home den i post this post.
Then me and DAVINdran thot of a story.
STORY: Once upon a time, in a farm not far from my home, there lived a pig called Joc Boogster(not boobster). He lived a very comfortable life. Got free food, no nid to pay for his house and have alot of visitors(flies attracted to his shit) which cn keep him company. But the aliens in another planet jealous of him so they transfer Joc Boogster(not boobster) to South Pole where u have to work hard for everything.
There he met a polar bear call Elyn Boobster(not boogster). Romance blossom between them after Elyn rescue Joc from the self-proclaimed Kings Of The Sea, the penguins. So they marry each other and then they try to make baby. After 10 years of trying, they got a baby. A cub in fact. Disasters followed after the cub's birth. Tsunamis and earthquakes happened. Bad omen. So all the pastors, monks, nuns in the world gather to pray for the world's safeties and their safeties.
Joc and Elyn named the cub JocElyn Boogster(not boobster). So Jocelyn grew up and she is classified under a new species got Polar Pig :)
And she live happily every after, but we live not-so-hapily every after. The End
*Jocelyn dun be angry. Be honoured. U are mentioned in my blog !!!

2006-11-24T23:09:00.000-08:00

finally i update. so good of me huh..
DAVINdran told me a story and i tink it was quite a good story so i m going to post it...
story: once upon a time... there live a dog... one day the dog lost its way and he found himself in guava land... den he began to live there... the dog fell in love wif a female guava and dey get married..they gave birth to a baby.. a guava dog... the dog is none other than...........
The end.
i wont tell u hu is the guava dog. 2ly ppl should noe. those hu duno den too bad lo :)

I have made plans for my future. I m going to b a char kway tiao seller(hahahaha) if i cannot find a suitable job. I m going to make new types of char kway tiao, called the Ice Kachang char kway tiao and char kway tiao made of real gold. The ice kachang char kway tiao will cost $10. Very ex rite... noe why ? coz the char kway tiao is i make 1. Then the char kway tiao made of real gold is free 1. Coz u will b told to imagine u r eating it urself coz gold cannot b eaten n hu will b so stupid to wan to eat up real gold ??? only stupid ppl will go n order. lol.
Ok so i end here bye. wait for my next post arh(see u all small..i will tell u hu is guava dog in my next post) :D

2006-11-10T07:31:00.000-08:00

Hi...
Today went for school trg and den to home united trg. But nv get into the team coz i went for 2 trg only lol.
Then very tired. I went home n i posted this post :)

2006-11-04T03:07:00.000-08:00

Today cchms got open house..but it was more lik some kind of CCA day coz very few p6 students come our school and most of the ppl wif CCAs are jus training or playing themselves.
I reached home n went into my room. I got a scare of my life !!! Coz on my table, there was a tiger on my table ! Haha but that tiger is jus a foto my mother placed there. My mother said she placed the foto on my table coz i look lik the tiger inside. So i went to sleep n the tiger came out of the foto n wake me up !!!! I was so happy !!! My tiger had bcome alive ! I played wif my tiger n feed it but the tiger has to steal sweets for me la if not i feed it for wad. Tiger are born to hunt wad... so he must hunt...for sweets. The tiger has magical powers too....it cn fart for 5mins without stopping !!! Thats amazing isnt it ?
K la i end here... next time den i tell u more bout tiger. His name is Name.
:D

2006-10-29T07:11:00.000-08:00

29oct2006
Yo0o0o0o0Z -.-
I wont be posting for several days coz i will be away.
So dont expect more GREAT stories to be posted :(
I will not be telling u 'fake' story lik ytd 1 but i will be telling u a real-life story :D
Once upon a time, which was today's evening, a boy named Kenneth went to marine parade wif his xiong di to.....ask for info on guitar lessons.
After that, he went to 1 of his xiong di's house to watch movie. After finish watching the movie, he went home.
The End
(nice story huh..i planned to make it into a movie lik 'world trade centre'..all telling bout real life incidents. wish me good luck !!!)

SATURDAY, OCT 28

2006-10-27T22:00:00.000-07:00

I dunno wad to type for this post...coz i got nth to type.
So i will jus tell a story, hope u all will like it :)
Once upon a time..there lived a boy. His name is Dog.
He loves dogs just bcoz his name is Dog. He very strange huh..
But the dogs dun lik him bcoz he got the same name as their species.
The dogs very strange huh..
So the dogs decided to kill Dog, and they did it.
The End.
(I plan to publish this story n bcome the best selling author of all times:D)

i love to sleep.

2006-10-27T07:36:00.000-07:00

Hi...
I'm Kenneth...
This is my blog...
Bye..